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Not that anyone still bothers to read this little exercise in self-indulgence, but if you do, Beauquisha and I have started a new blog that you should totally read because it's going to be totally awesome. Bigger than Gawker, even.

http://fugarazzi.blogspot.com

IM CONFUSED CAN SOMEONE HELP? - 28


1)WHY IS IT EVERYONE SO VGL HOT STUD ETC IS SO DAMN UGLY!
2)EVERYONE THAT BB S IS NEGATIVE. I CANT EVEN TAKE THE SUBWAY WITHOUT CATCHING A COLD.
3)ALL THE GENEROUS DADS LOOKING FOR THEIR SONS(GOLD DIGGING PROSTITUTES)YET THEY'RE OK WITH IT.
4) ALL THE REALLY HOT GUYS ARE ONLY INTO PHONE. (DAMN IT!)
5)YOU'RE DISCREET.....YET YOU POST AN ENTIRE PORTFOLIO OF YOURSELF AND USE YOUR WORK EMAIL WITH YOUR REAL NAME.
6) YOU'RE A TOP..... THANKS FOR THE ASS SHOT!
7) THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME...... AND IM THE POPE!
8)YOU ONLY PLAY SAFE........WOW YOU SWALLOW!
9)YOU'RE STR8 AND YOUR GF/WIFE IS ALWAYS AWAY ON BUSINESS
10)DESPITE ALL THE BS AND LYING PEOPLE STILL HOOK UP!


I'd give this guy kudos for being right about pretty much everything, but...
a. He's probably fat.
b. He's looking for honesty on the internet.
c. He took the time to write all this, but couldn't even bother to use proper capitalization and grammar.

So instead, he gets a thumb halfway up. His butt. Hee.

Don't go away, my love


So last night I wrote an email to the sexiest person named Jeffrey Goodwin ever:

Jeff,

I'm really, really sorry, but in addition to missing the second-to-last scholars meeting (due to sickness), I completely forgot to hand in my abstract this week. I'm attaching it to this email, and again, I'm very very sorry and I'll see you at our outing!

Thanks,
Sam Corbett


This morning I got this reply

Thanks


Yeah, that's the entire email. And I was afraid he would actually care about it. Hah.
Now if only my brain would stop trying to escape my head...

So not ready for today to start yet and it's 2:52!Collapse )

Wilkommen, bienvenue...


This is my letter to the world,
That never wrote to me,
The simple news that Nature told,
With tender majesty.

Her message is committed
To hands I cannot see;
For love of her, sweet countrymen,
Judge tenderly of me!
- - Emily Dickinson

Goodbye, Wootton High School. Hello, New York University. As time goes by, I change and so do my livejournals.

This is my online journal. I write in it the things I feel are too impermanent for my real journals. Therefore, keep your expectations low. But if you know me or want to know me, friend me and I will undoubtedly friend you back. Unless... well, I don't want to know you at all. But you'd have to be a horrible person for me to not want to know you, and even still, I'm a pretty horrible person myself. In other words, I have too many other words and not enough to say with them, so read them at your own risk.



And oh yeah,

FRIENDS ONLY




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